Bring a touch of military realism and humour to your car, laptop, or any smooth surface with our “Standard Brief: Get In, Strap In, Shut The F**k Up and Don’t Touch Anything” vinyl sticker.
Perfectly weather-resistant and durable, this sticker celebrates the classic no-nonsense military briefing that every soldier knows and fears. Whether you’re a veteran, serving personnel, or simply a fan of military humour, it’s a bold, funny, and unapologetic reminder of life in uniform — and the camaraderie that comes with shared chaos.
Stick it on your car, van, windows, or wherever you want to make a statement. It also makes a perfect gift for ex-forces, military enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates authentic army banter.
The sticker is 7cm High x 12cm Wide so a decent size and a great way to celebrate the glory days of the SLR and confuse civvies.
Postage & Packaging Included for UK purchases.