Right, you sad sacks, get a grip, outside areas need doing before you knock off. Well move it then. I’ve got all day, an ugly wife at home and a horror bag for my tea.
By the way ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce myself. I am the Razz Man the new RSM around here or Command Sergeant Major for you non-Brits and will be over seeing this PAGE. Brought in to keep you lot in order, make sure you’re upholding the behaviour expected of Veterans the World over.
I have a number of rules, if you don’t like them hand in your bedding to the QM'S and delete yourself you waste of space.
NO SNOWFLAKES – If it is discovered that you are a snowflake you will be on orders and in jail quicker than you can say ‘I’m offended.’ That should give you some time to consider the error of your ways.
NO GRASSIING - Don’t go running to the CO (Facebook) the chain of command is here to stop such cock womble behaviour. If you have a problem, you can talk to me. My door is always open. That being said, I’m not here for your welfare, tell someone who gives a shit. ie. the sky pilot (padre) for that kind of thing.
NO BULLYING - Don’t come waltzing into my kingdom playing king of the f……g jungle "I will recycle you all the way back to your daddy's ball bag."
NO WALTS All you Combat Medic Badge, Green Beret wearing, Space Shuttle Door Gunner A1 standard, gold plated, turbo Pinocchio’s, you will be outed.
Right Paste up, patch up and dress back. You’re in your own time now you’ll be seeing me again soon
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This t-shirt makes for a great staple! It has a classic fit (not form-fitting) with a thick cotton fabric.
• 100% cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 6 oz (203 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).