{"product_id":"grumpy-old-bastard-hoodie-do-not-resuscitate-military-humour","title":"Grumpy Old Bastard Hoodie, Do Not Resuscitate Military Humour","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrumpy Old Bastard – Do Not Resuscitate Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot every veteran wants fuss, attention or a motivational speech! This \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrumpy Old Bastard hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for those who have earned the right to be a little grumpy and have absolutely no intention of changing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing bold, distressed yellow lettering on the back, this military-inspired design reads \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Grumpy Old Bastard – Do Not Resuscitate”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, complete with a crossed-out medical cross for an unmistakable dose of dark humour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're a veteran, an ex-service member or simply someone who appreciates a bit of sarcastic banter, this hoodie makes a brilliant statement piece and a cracking gift for the grumpy legend in your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct highlights\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrumpy Old Bastard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e military humour design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistressed yellow graphic with a crossed-out medical cross\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge statement print on the back\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for veterans, ex-forces personnel and fans of dark humour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in a range of colours and sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA brilliant birthday, Christmas or retirement gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by Veterans • Made by Veterans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShow the world that you've got plenty of character, years of experience and absolutely no time for nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrumpy Old Bastard – Do Not Resuscitate. Because some attitudes are beyond medical intervention!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Military Humor Stores","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789881938303,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58789881971071,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789882003839,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789882036607,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58789882069375,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":58789882102143,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":58789882134911,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789882167679,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58789882200447,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789882233215,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789882265983,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58789882298751,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":58789882331519,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":58789882364287,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789882397055,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58789882429823,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789882462591,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789882495359,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58789882528127,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":58789882560895,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":58789882593663,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789882626431,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58789882659199,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789882691967,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789882724735,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58789882757503,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":58789882790271,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":58789882823039,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789882855807,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Black","offer_id":58789882888575,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789882921343,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789882954111,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Sand","offer_id":58789882986879,"sku":"H018-B001","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Navy","offer_id":58789883019647,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Royal","offer_id":58789883052415,"sku":"H018-B002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789883085183,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58789883117951,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789883150719,"sku":"H018-B001","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789883183487,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58789883216255,"sku":"H018-B001","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":58789883249023,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":58789883281791,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789883314559,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58789883347327,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789883380095,"sku":"H018-B001","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789883412863,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58789883445631,"sku":"H018-B001","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":58789883478399,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Royal","offer_id":58789883511167,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":58789883543935,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58789883576703,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sports Grey","offer_id":58789883609471,"sku":"H018-B001","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58789883642239,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58789883675007,"sku":"H018-B001","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":58789883707775,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Royal","offer_id":58789883740543,"sku":"H018-B002","price":39.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0038\/3071\/0383\/files\/1MILGRNB_2af281cc-7ccc-4ec6-bac4-a3ac058f4e93.jpg?v=1791990633","url":"https:\/\/militaryhumorstores.com\/products\/grumpy-old-bastard-hoodie-do-not-resuscitate-military-humour","provider":"Military Humor Stores","version":"1.0","type":"link"}